#TheRead 'Cousin Fucker' episode (partial transcript)
Kid Fury: So, our next question comes from...I don't think that person wants their name said.
Crissle: Okay. *laughs*
Kid Fury: I'm not sure, so I'm not gonna say it.
Kid Fury: It says, "Dear Kid Fury and Crissle: so last year around this time I went to Kansas to meet some of my family on my mother's side for the first time and ended up having a girl and guy cousin my age. We all get along really well and hung out all weekend. As I spent more time with my male cousin, however, I started getting the vibes that I only get from guys who try to date me."
Crissle: OH NOOO.
Kid Fury: "But I brushed the feeling off and chalked it up to my paranoia." *chuckles*
Crissle: NOPE. Mm-mm.
Kid Fury: "Near the end of the weekend, my cousins and I were drinking together..."
Crissle: I'm actually gonna ask you to stop right there because I see where this is going--
Kid Fury: "After my female cousin went to bed..."
Crissle: Nooooo! nooooooooo!
Kid Fury: "My male--"
Kid Fury: Don't do this. People are going through things. "My male cousin immediately made a move on me."
Kid Fury: "We ended up hooking up."
Kid Fury: You're like--
Kid Fury: *laughing* "Afterwards, I felt super guilty because--"
Crissle: *dry heaving*
Kid Fury: Okay, you might need some water.
Kid Fury: Wait. You're gonna knock things over.
Kid Fury: Get-- there's some water right there in front of you.
Crissle: *dying inside*
Kid Fury: Sweetie...you almost killed my co-host, so I really don't appreciate this.
Crissle: *gasps in horror*
Kid Fury: "Afterwards, I felt super guilty because 1) we're fucking related. 2)--"
Crissle: Oh my gOD OH MY G--
Kid Fury: "I only hooked up..."
Crissle: Oh, my God.
Kid Fury: "I only hooked up with him because I was feeling lonely and was sooo~ thirsty for me." Which, I'll get back to that comment.
Crissle: OH MY GOD *coughs*
Kid Fury: "It became clear that he was a typical light-skinned nigga and felt actual emotions for me--"
Crissle: Are you kidding?
Kid Fury: "--as I was trying to have some quick fun."
Crissle: But this is your cousin--! *rambling*